germs travel 70 miles an hour when sneezed out
 

can you beat that?

My car can top that in a cinch.

i googled "high speed germs" and it came up with this:

Unlike many garage punk bands that bludgeoned like a high-speed industrial press in 4/4 time, the Germs, at their best sounded more like a fusillade of ...

germs and any sneezes come out at between 70mph and 100mph, depending on one's lung capacity and diaphragm strength.

has anyone actualy recorded the speed of man jam as it exits the body? i mean seriously i wonder how fast it is?

does that mean his girlfriend or boyfriend where happy or not?

you could bruise someone's face with jizz that speedy.

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

I throught this thread was gong to be about "The Germs" when I first glanced at it.

not if he's been doing a few lines and had half a bottle of jim beam. even superman needs a day off now and again.