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✌➬ 12.07.2007 04:22 PM

Stop With the JO Bussiness...
 
Just sayin'

Rob Instigator 12.07.2007 04:24 PM

yeah, let's cut out this JO business. the aldies cannot get into that. let's get into giving the ladies the fingernutter. come on fellas! wet hands are the devil's playground! wet from woman's wetness!
not water!

Savage Clone 12.07.2007 04:25 PM

Bussiness!
 

 

 

✌➬ 12.07.2007 04:26 PM

Yes wet hands from a ladies Juice, I call Anjelina Jolie.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.07.2007 04:30 PM

Look at this beautiful fucking dog
 

floatingslowly 12.07.2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
Look at this beautiful fucking dog


 


I bet he'd like a JO.

just sayin'.

Savage Clone 12.07.2007 04:36 PM

A juicy orange?
Dogs don't like oranges!

floatingslowly 12.07.2007 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
A juicy orange?
Dogs don't like oranges!


I bet he would if you cut a hole into it.

I know *I* would.

Savage Clone 12.07.2007 04:40 PM

Sticky.
Ew.

Savage Clone 12.07.2007 04:40 PM

Not to mention the citric acid!

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.07.2007 04:40 PM

 


LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKING DOG

floatingslowly 12.07.2007 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue
 


LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKING DOG


that dog has the sad look of someone who hasn't had a JO in a long long time.

:(


Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Not to mention the citric acid!


pussy.

floatingslowly 12.07.2007 05:06 PM

ok you puritanical bastards, I'm writing another song.

it's called "Give Me a BEAT"



the JO's gotta GO
two-boxes said to quit
if we don't stop it
he's bound to shit

(his pants)

cuz we talk about the JO's
and they're all the rage
but if we continue
he's about to stage

(a riot)

just like the kind
inside a prison door
cuz he's Oooh-fended
and the JO's no more.

(fuck that)

I'm going to JO
here on center stage
just like a tiger
trapped inside a cage

(I'm prowling)

for a JO
that's all I want
if you don't like it
you might be a cunt

(just sayin')

Savage Clone 12.07.2007 05:07 PM

I think I might hate you.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.07.2007 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
ok you puritanical bastards, I'm writting another song.

it's called "Give Me a BEAT"



the JO's gotta GO
two-boxes said to quit
if we don't stop it
he's bound to shit

(his pants)

cuz we talk about the JO's
and they're all the rage
but if we continue
he's about to stage

(a riot)

just like the kind
inside a prison door
cuz he's Oooh-fended
and the JO's no more.

(fuck that)

I'm going to JO
here on center stage
just like a tiger
trapped inside a cage

(I'm prowling)

for a JO
that's all I want
if you don't like it
you might be a cunt

(just sayin')


that's fucking FRESH

Savage Clone 12.07.2007 05:10 PM

Is "fresh" back now?

Rob Instigator 12.07.2007 05:14 PM

yay! song writing!

When I JO myself i do so tight-grip
gotta grab my shit tight so there ain't no slip
two-fist it sometimes for the full effect
my whole head pokes out when I stand erect

JO fun is to be had by me
I only cock-stroke in solitary
unless my girl wants to join the JO
jizzlobs fall like heavy wet snow

and I kick it to the right
I kick it to the left
can't kick it too far cuz
my shit's so wet

pre cum a-flyin' on thie JO excursion
This JO's gotta be a daily diversion
can't do it in the morning cuz I'll fall asleep after
bust a nut at night got a cum rain disaster

Rob Instigator 12.07.2007 05:15 PM

i gots wicked mad rhymes and sweet meter too

cryptowonderdruginvogue 12.07.2007 05:19 PM

this thread is so next level that my penis turned into a question mark

Rob Instigator 12.07.2007 05:35 PM

The JO Business sounds like a long-lost Salt N Pepa song


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