Phobias
 

what fuckin feaks you out...

one of my phobia's spawns from a re-occuring dream i had when i was a young fellow about a Monk in a monastary scaring the absolute shit outa me so funny enough i am terrified of Monks (franciscan monks, the ones with the rope belts and brown robes... i mean fuckin brown robes for christs sake, how gikky is that)

and Snakes make me dive behind the couch after they deliver an aura of total evil that pours out of the TV and fills the room..

what makes you kack your kackies?

spiders....

I'm not going to tell you about it right now, because the very thought of it gives me severe creeps, but yes, I have a proper phobia.

spiders is mine, it stems back to when i was four and having an afternoon nap and i woke up and there was a great big fucking huntsman on my bed....

...and the future.

c'mon Hip spill man, it can only be as bad as the creeps i get from snakes

spiders

and the phobia of staying alone

heights and big open spaces.. sitting with my back to a door in a place where a lot of people enter (restaurant, cafe,...) creeps me out too, i want to see who enters.

something like that happened my Dad when he was a chap, his Mam sent him in to use a public toilet, he locked the door behind him, sat on the jaxx and a big mutherfuckin rat was down by the door blockin his way out, he was well fuckin freaked. everytime he tells me the story i die laughing, cruel i know but its how he tells it.. ahh i love me Da me.
wierd one is my Mother was terrified of snakes like me also. she died when i was 8 and must of passed her phobia onto me!

Ummmm.
I'm afraid of:
Clowns
Looking at a mirror in a pitch black room
Televisions that are off at night but have that odd glow to them
Having my life taken from me (not death, but having everything that matters disappear)
Walking up my staircase at night (it reminds me of the 2nd murder scene in psycho)
Sleeping in rooms with open doors, especially open closets.
Driving
Getting robbed at gunpoint (it wouldn't be a fear, but it happened to me)

frogs, toads, and newts, and lizards.
i cant even look at them on tv, or in a book, the last time i saw a frog in real life i cried for over half an hour.

its pathetic i know.

i cant touch men with beards, so quite often get freaked out at concerts
also moths

those are my two actual phobias (give me the shakes, crying, fainting - yes, i know im lame) but im scared of loads of stuff in a more minor way.

Mayonaisse, Mustard, Pickles, and the likes make me quiver and gag just from touching the jar or picking up a knife covered with the stuff and putting it in the sink.

claustrophobia.
I really can't stand it to get stuck in a tuny spot.
by brother locked me up in a woodenbox once for an hour, I totally freaked out.

Young red-headed children. I suspect they're innately Satanic.
Midgets.
The Nutcracker.
Muppet people, ala Jim Henson.
Seaweed.
Porcelain dolls.
Hairballs.

fuckin brilliant, a totally Truncated answer!

It's true. Those shifty eyes, blonde lashes, deceptively innocent sprinkling of freckles - those fuckers are up to no good.

I HATE seagulls.

There are many things I fear, but for the purpose of this thread I consider phobias unreasonable and mostly illogical fears.

i'd rep you if I could.