mad libs!
 

i love mad libs and i thought it would be neat to do some over the forum.
if you don't know how a mad lib works, here ya go. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Lib
just give me these and i'll fill in the blanks of the mad lib
here's the first one...some give me a

NOUN
FAST FOOD RESTURANT
NUMBER
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE
EXCLAMATION
ADJECTIVE
FOOD
FOOD (PLURAL)
VERB
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
EXCLAMATION
NOUN
NOUN
BODY PART (PLURAL)
BODY PART (PLURAL)
ADVERB
ADJECTIVE

Hat
Mc donalds
69
unfortunately
Lovely
!!!
Hard
Chicken
French fries
Fuck
Greasy
Smelly
Warm
?
Chair
Boat
Balls
feet
Cowardly
Gay

haha, it turned out pretty good dude. i went ahead and filled in that second exclamation with "holy cheesburgers!"

He said to her I`d like a cheeseburger
And I might like a Hat as well
She said to him, "I can`t give you either"
And he said, "Isn`t this Mc donalds?"
She said, "Yes it is, but we`re closed now,
But we open tomorrow at 69."
He said, "I am unfortunately hungry.",
But I guess I can wait until then."

Cuz you`re his cheeseburger
His Lovely cheeseburger
He`ll wait for you. !!!!
He`ll wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His Hard cheeseburger
He`ll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny`s
Chicken and French fries for half price!

How he couldn`t resist such an offer?
He really needed something to Fuck.
Cheeseburger, please do not get Greasy
He`ll eat and be back here for lunch!

Cuz you`re his Smelly cheeseburger
His Warm cheeseburger
Be back for you. holy cheesburgers!!
He`ll be back for you.
Won`t be so long, cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger
Be back for you
Oh, he`ll be back for you.

Cuz he loves you cheeseburger with all his Chair
And there`s nothin` gonna tear you two apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of Boat,
He would get down on his Balls and feet
To see if someone Cowardly dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that gay cheese off just for you!

You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr!

haha turned out pretty good!

How he couldn`t resist such an offer?
He really needed something to Fuck.

classic.

anyone care to do another?

I wanna do one!

ok, i'll fill in the blanks. here's a great site to find them. http://www.madglibs.com/
i just did the one on the top

here's one a freind and i just did

Tommy the gangsta kangaroo was walking up the street to his store in the air guitar festival. But just as he came inside he saw that all his gangsta airplanes had been replaced with fat stuff. He was so mad that he kicked his belly button and fell into the wheel chair. Then, when he got out he started searching all of the store. But after 5 hours of looking around he saw a carpet walking around with all his bling. So, Tommy stopped the fool, and mutilated all the items that the carpet had stolen from him. "What`s your problem you smelly gun!! If you wanna be a gangsta buy your own bling, and clothes, don`t steal mine" Tommy stomped. And then he went home and lived fast ever after.

^^...That's good...

Once upon a time there was a chewed gum. It had greedy hair picks! One day it met Quentin Tarantino on the side of the hell they were screwing. It was very clammy; they both looked like hobos! All of the sudden they started singing Don't Stop Til You Get Enough really loudly. They erupted really foolishly! Quentin Tarantino started bashing with Rosie O'Donnell. They looked really sexy!

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This mad libs thing is sublime...