i bit the tip of my tongue
 

and its fucking bruised.

fuckin' a

Another stellar contribution.

Another stellar contribution.

How did you bruise it? I'd assume it would bleed.

i've done that, it will be better in no time, mine healed super quick.

i was eating something and i bit it but i didnt realise it was bleeding until i swallowed a lot of blood with the thing i was eating.

Self Vampire!!!

oh no!

Sick. And not in the "cool skater" way.

I'm proud that you spelled tongue correctly.

I've seen it spelled 'tounge' too many times and each time I see it spelled correctly my heart is lifted up to heaven.

Thats redarted.

And this requires a thread why?

It's not a thread, it's a stellar contribution.

With astronomical stars on it.

what?
try making sense some time.

... i was taling out of my ass when i put my foot in my mouth. im my embarrassment, i bit my lip, causing me to swallow the words that had just been on the tip of my tongue.

...the next day i had the worst case of verbal diarrhea...