If you could choose how you would die...
 

...what would it be?

I would choose a fatal car accident due to a seat-belt related injury. It will be a big "in your face" to all of the people who criticize me when I won't wear it.

In a blaze of glory!

Slashed wrists.

Ahhh yeahhhh.

I would drown in a pool of cream soda.

i'd like to die of sex!

Nelson Rockerfeller?

In my sleep. I assumed that's the way most people would want to die but apparently I'm wrong haha. But, then again you guys aren't like most people haha.

That's funny because a few days ago I dreamt there was an asteroid crash on Earth which caused a wave destroying everything, and the only thing that I was thinking was "Muthafuckin' shit, I'm going to lose all my CDs, I got no reason to live anymore".

Okay back to thread. If I could choose how I'd die, I'd die under a deflagration of larsens. And my tombstone would say "/me reb00t, ROFl" or "BRB"

i jump out of a plane with a parachute on... i pull it, and only silverware comes out.

Emo.

Hopefully someone who's walking around beneath you that day wishes to die by being stabbed in the head by a falling fork or knife haha.

maybe saving the life of someone I love.

somebody in the board has a deathwish...

you should slice them vertically and not horizontally.

you suicidal bastards

my proposed sex death is the stuff of french & italian 70s movies-- a joke

the truth is, i'd like to die of old age, in my bed, surrounded by the people i love, not in some cheesy premature-death melodrama.

all you silly fans of dying young should watch antonia's line to learn the example of a cool fucking death.

anyway. yeah. death-obsessed emos.

yep! but, not from the back like he did, they should have added another part where like a hundred guys come in and they just blow him to hell.

I'd go for the Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid ending.

If that's not a blaze of glory then I don't know what is.

I would like to be old when I die in my sleep too. Forgot to mention that part haha.