hey the faling osprey
 

what happened to its wings?

what's faling mean?

is that the osprey's mating call?

it should be. if i was clever i'd say 'close, but it is actually xyz' and not just a typnaughtical fuckup.

I'm sorry.

it's all I had.

I rolled with it.

have you checked in his trousers?

hey i'm not riffing on your response. it was great, i just wish i had spelt it correctly

I want to know why you want to know where the osprey's wing went.

are you a bird detective?

what happened to its head

scrub the weasels that steal the chickens
snap the necks of the wayward wolves
snap snap
the necks of the wayward wolves
and watch the osprey fall
wingless to the dirt
what brought such an aerial glory down?

i guess its my scientific habit, gotta know, gotta know
why and how such a bird
could fall

thanks for clearing that one up.

I'd ask the weasels.