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Sheriff Rhys Chatham 05.17.2006 08:04 PM

Kurt Cobain killer from the 1600's
 
From some Niravana fanclub.

Before he became the charming frontman of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain apparently "ushered a bunch of people into the dungeon underneath a castle and let them all suffocate to death." In a past life, that is.

He also planned on having another child, Thomas. All this is according to psychic Victoria Bullis' column in the new issue of the men's magazine Stuff. In her Beyond the Grave column she states that "Kurt Cobain was a troubled and a depressed soul since many previous lifetimes. The depression was set in Cobain when he murdered people in the 16th century." Despite his troubled past, Cobain will supposedly return soon: "He plans to be back in 15 years, and he'll be a child prodigy" Good times. Read more here and here.

In related "news", a 2005 book called Witnesses To The Unsolved by Edward Olshaker promises 'actual spirit communication' with Kurt Cobain. Apparently, prominent psychics and mediums share their insights on the deaths of Vince Foster, Martin Luther King Jr. and our very own Mr. Cobain. One reviewer raves: "this book is the real deal and has the most thorough investigation into Kurt Cobain's death that is humanly possible."

finding nobody 05.17.2006 08:07 PM

haha, that's pretty good

alyasa 05.17.2006 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Rhys Chatham
"He plans to be back in 15 years, and he'll be a child prodigy" Good times.


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EMMAh 05.17.2006 09:08 PM

Oh yeeaahhh...
I don't think I'd like to be a prodigy...

finding nobody 05.17.2006 09:36 PM

sherrif, your sig and avatar are both awwwesome

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 05.17.2006 09:44 PM

Will the child prodigy get addicted to heroin, marry a skank, and shoot himself?

alyasa 05.17.2006 09:46 PM

Maybe he'll unleash a whole new generation of rock kid wannabes. Sheesh.

alyasa 05.17.2006 09:46 PM

The rock kid wannabes, not KC.

alyasa 05.17.2006 09:47 PM

Watever.

alyasa 05.17.2006 09:47 PM

Sorry, KC rest in peace. Peace attack.

HaydenAsche 05.17.2006 09:48 PM

I <3

HaydenAsche 05.17.2006 09:48 PM

Quad

HaydenAsche 05.17.2006 09:49 PM

Ruple

HaydenAsche 05.17.2006 09:49 PM

Posts

alyasa 05.17.2006 09:50 PM

Ha.

finding nobody 05.17.2006 09:52 PM

i was wondering why this thread all of a sudden had 12 replies. ha!

krastian 05.18.2006 02:41 AM

:fuckyou: ?

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 05.18.2006 01:47 PM

Maybe he'll join pargoda

krastian 05.18.2006 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krastian
:fuckyou: ?

Ignore this. Jesus.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham 05.19.2006 10:18 PM

hmmm


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