When was the last time you had a nice buzz?
 

About half an hour ago!!!:confused:

From smoking teh cigarettes?

5 minutes ago.

I had my last buzzcut when I was 14 I think.

I smoked a bowl that gave me a nice buzz today...

my cell phone is always on vibrate, so i get buzzed all the time. i had a few beers last night, too.

Everytime I smoke weed now it fucks up my infection even more... So I haven't had a GOOD buzz in a few months :(

About 2-3 years ago.

a few months ago. i got really really REALLY stoned. i was seeing shit. egyptian statues and lasers and snakes and jackson pollock walls of light. my legs were 6 miles away. i couldn't tell if that was water or lemonade. i have the sneaking suspiscion that there was more than just weed in that bag. i got really paranoid after about an hour. that sucked.

yesterday

last weekend

Ha ha.....I shouldn't even be typing.

last weekend, 4 "jack and jills" and some "colombian marching powder"

if one knows what i mean

You mean the little fellas and the rich mans dandruff?

I haven't touched anything for a while me. I had a whiskey last night. It was shit though, so that doesn't count.

about five minutes ago i stuck a fork into a power point

ha ha, thats so funny, my mate calls them that, "the small fellas" i always thought he was the only one

i cant really remember.. 5 months ago or so. i dont get out much..

i never get nice buzzes, i just get paranoid and sick.

two weekends ago was real nice, some good bourbon and beers and a very special imported brazilian herb.

I hate those claims of ingesting intoxicating substances that sound like bragging. So, consider this more of an admonition.

I had a work function on Tuesday that was a golf outing, so naturally this necessitated some serious alcohol consumption.

Ordinarily I don't drink much - I have a very low tolerance - so needless to say, this wasn't pretty. I vaguely recall soliciting funds for a children's charity in a lewd and inappropriate manner, and I may have awarded a $5,000 prize for a fictitious hole in one.

The crowning moment was lodging a golf cart in a sandpit. I assure you, it was quite the production to get it removed. I am still finding sand in unspeakable places.

Party with care, children.

i love bragging about my high level of tolerance. why should'nt i? i spent years and loads of money getting it like that.

and i totally amaze all my "nancy" friends
oh yes, a must for any party me.