Animals
 

So, it really was only about animals. Discuss.

this one you mean??

not a favorite.

I love animals!!! They come in so many different varieties.

Yes, Porky it was about the animals, that is life. Deal with it.

oh i love that one!


my favourite animal is a lamb.

anyone ever seen a goat's ass up close? not pretty.

Only when drunk, it is the opposite.

me too!

i had a lamb sandwich last friday.

wait, i love duck more. and goose. and fish. and veal. and bison. and ostrich. and cow. and little pigs. and all edible beast & fowl. and creatures of the ocean-- even jellyfish, yes--chinese food ftw.

sorry, my favourite animal that i don't eat is a lamb.
my favourite animal that i do eat is a cow. and little pigs.

My fav animal, like I said somewhere else god must have been drunk when he created this:



The bizarre appearance of this egg-laying, venomous, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal baffled European naturalists when they first encountered it, with some considering it an elaborate fraud. It is one of the few venomous mammals; the male Platypus has a spur on the hind foot that delivers a poison capable of causing severe pain to humans. The unique features of the Platypus make it an important subject in the study of evolutionary biology and a recognizable and iconic symbol of Australia; it has appeared as a mascot at national events and is featured on the reverse of the Australian 20 cent coin.

fucking weirdest animal ever
beaver duck!

my favorite animal i don't eat is the cat

cat!!!

cat!!!!





yesss

That's such a nice picture.

Yep, I also like the Jaguar a lot (the most beautiful feline imo):

Birds usually bore me but that's not the case with birds of prey which I find fascinating:

next to cats... i love some otters.

I like angler fish.

they've got dangly bits that glow.

I like cocks.
They look funny.

...I'll try to keep it short, but...
Part of the artwork I lost in a fire was drawings from sixth-ninth grade which were mostly animals, most of them large cats. To name a few, I did a side-view of a tiger, a tiger's head, a male lion in 3/4 view, a female lion, a snow leopard, mountain lion...and then some dogs and cats and bulls and apes and monkeys and cows and chickens. They were illustrative quality...miss those pictures. they were my family's favorites (along with some planes, trains, and automobiles) of all my work because they didn't get the abstractions. I did do a canvas of a tiger's head for my grandmother around this time, but she's gone now I have no idea where it is. Oh well, I'm rambling; it's just that I was thinking of these pictures the other day. I don't have it in me to make more.


I'm mad...And that's a fact
I found out...Animals don't help
Animals think...They're pretty smart
Shit on the ground...See in the dark.

They wander around like a crazy dog
Make a mistake in the parking lot
Always bumping into things
Always let you down down down down.

They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them
They're never there when you need them
The never come when you call them down down down down.

I know the animals...Are laughing at us
They don't even know...What a joke is
I won't follow...Animal's advice
I don't care...If they're laughing at us.

They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them
They're never there when you need them
The never come when you call them down down down down.

They say they don't need money
They're living on nuts and berries
They say animals don't worry
You know animals are hairy?
They think they know what's best
They're making a fool of us
They ought to be more careful
They're setting a bad example
They have untroubled lives
They think everything's nice
They like to laugh at people
They're setting a bad example
(Go ahead) Laugh at me.

My favorite animals are bears




elephants




and kitty kats!!