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is in my underwear...sitting snug between my legs.;)

Is this some kind of viral marketing for the new SW record :D?

keep it there

maybe i will, maybe i wont...:p

im surprised you even know we may have a new record...wtf???

how weird it must be to have an appendage between your legs.
how nice it is that there are human beings with said appendage.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

You said max is mixing your new stuff in a couple of posts scattered around the board :D

well, that's about the extent of what our promotion will be so, congrats for paying attention!....:eek:

it's annoying, i dont sleep naked cuz it moves around...i need 'support' with undies.

you're missing out on the fun of letting it breathe & roam free, explore unknown worlds & all.

haha i've tried, didnt do it for me...maybe someday ill do it again.

it must be something like not wearing a bra. not wearing a bra and descending a staircase or riding in the car is awful.
i don't like sleeping naked because i get too cold.

use this CHOUT, he won't get too far with this on:

jeez.

and i ain't mixing the new SMALL WHITE, they did! i just (already) mastered the whole thing and it sounds HUGE!!!
so BUY THE MOFO!!!

whooops :D morning braincells half dead, I had.

thats for submissives.

let the boa run loose!!

don't tell me, i didn't sleep!!!
oh and CHOUT you got a wav file waiting for ya... :P

There are many different and creative ways to use stuff created for a specific purpose...

sweet, ill be on it tomorrow...got my 16 track here so I'll load it in tonight...hope i can live up to your intensity.