I'm exhausted.
 

Sex is such a workout.

especially in prison

For real. Tyrone makes me do crazy things in the bunk.

does he make you wear lipstick and call him daddy?

you know, there are people who are actually sitting in jail right now, and they would not appreciate you comparing their situatons with those of hayden's only slightly more then rhetorical dilemma. after all, every man should be prepared to go to jail at least once, if is part of American culture.

No one has to make me do that.

at least you admit it
why the fuck ain't you in jail?

Those people lost their right to appreciate shit. They shouldn't have done some dumb ass illegal activity.

I got probation instead! Woo. I've got 30 days if I fail any of my drug tests and don't have my community service done in time. My public defender did a really good job of making me sound like a good kid with a coke problem.

I TOLD YOU.
they don't put little bitches like you in prison.

with one of these you'll be able to make yrself loads of useful items:


suggested uses:

* toothbrush-shank grip
* toilet-bowl-wine stirring tool
* break-out-hole scraper
* bunk-mate signaling device
* toothpick

I hope this helps.

I could've just told them I was full of diseases and love unprotected anal sex and that I'd infect the whole unit.

ahh rats, you got off.

I guess you won't be needing that multitool I got you.

:(

you are bastardly ignorant of the real life that some people have to live in this country, and so if they do ever put you in jail, you might actually get to meet some real people who live in a life of real problems that are not always so simplistically cut and dry as you have interpreted them. in other words, jesus man get a little empathy instead of arrogance, it will go alot further for you.

oh, I'm sorry. I thought this thread was about Hayden's misadventures and not the plight of wrongly accused minorities.

my bad.

You're a complete idiot. People who commit crimes deserve to go to jail. This is being said by a CRIMINAL. Fuck off, hippie stoner bastard.

that's what you are, asshole. now you goint to treatment or what?

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and congratulations.

Congratulations. Now where is the party?

damn. that's a really nice gift.

it even comes dirty and pre-deformed from repeated bending into various shapes.

you don't want to hear my feelings on the drug policy RE: prison overcrowding. really. it would be a rant that would take me 20 minutes to type.