US to withdraw all troops from Hoth by 2012
 

Commander Solo could not be reached for comment

I would contend that the U.S. is the Empire in this kind of situation but that may be because I'm cynical.

We've found the hidden base of the Terrorists!

that was what i was going for.

Commander Solo of the Rebel Alliance... is still in hiding....and unavailable for comment.

I'm sure he'll release a videotape condemning our starships orbiting Hoth.

Hahahaha :D

So the World Trade Center, our first Death Star?

TROOPS is filmed on location with the men of the Imperial forces. All suspects are guilty. Period. Otherwise, they wouldn't be suspects would they?





Capt. Reh Teah: Beru.... what do you want to do?
Beru Lars: I want you to ARREST HIM!!
Owen Lars: Aaaahhh..... (muttering under his breath) Ben, you owe me big time.
Capt. Reh Teah: I can't arrest him, he hasn't done anything. If there's anybody I should be arresting it should be you for assault.


full video after the jump

I recall reading that the ewoks defeating the stormtroopers was inspired by the Vietnam war.

this thread makes me hot. And by hot, I mean, I'm inside of a tauntaun.

you mean tauntaun

And I thought it smelled bad on the outside.

aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

*waves hand*
you did not see me edit.

star wars geeks? trippy.

^I give that fupa 3 stars......not bad.

wut is fupa

fat upper pussy area

bet she's wearing a jawa 'round there

Poor little guy.

I'm pretty sure there's a tauntaun in my house somewhere.