Can You be a Metrosexual/Heterosexual...
 

Can you be one of them? I know I can't.

so, are you confirming that metrosexuality is bridge between straight and gaydom??

No, I am saying the line between gay and straight is a blur.

I just don't know how to jump into this one...

Are you saying you are a female metrosexual?

this is shocking fucking news.

what this means is that men who use expensive beauty products are, in fact, a little bit gay.

wow. I plan to bust balls with this one.

what about makeup?

So any time I may shave anything, I'm a bit more gay??

oh most definitely.

and if you shave yr whole body....

it's called being european.

Especially your ass, because, as we all know, that's pretty womanly.

If only.

What if it is more for comfort than aesthetics? It can become quite a tangling jungle down there, yah know.

TMI

unless you're welsh.

i get a full body wax, even my head and eyebrows. it's pretty gnary.

yeah, but the welsh talk funny. that's kinda gay.

I thought you said Gary.

you know a welsh guy named Gary?

I know a lot of guys named Gary. My manager Gary looks like this guy.

Robert Plant didn't sang Let me wander in your garden for no reason.