The Worst Marriage Proposal
 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/0...i_n_91870.html


It is the one moment every man wants to get right -- and which London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji could hardly have got more wrong....Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question. But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops.
"I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

What a cunt.

His girlfriend is a bitch! I can't believe she's mad about that!

should've just walked back in the balloon shop, got more helium and proposed in a funny high pitched voice... she'd never have to know about the ring.

cunty indeed

had it been a cheap ring he pawned his gtr for and they in college or something, this might actually work. charming thing to laugh off.

12 grand, funny voice and yr just an even bigger cunt.

fuck, my wife and i don't even have rings. the price of the marriage license ate the ring budget. ha ha ah ha. true story.

Thank god I don't have to deal with this.

nobody has to. sheep behavior is always a choice.

Yeah, but it is not expected. You know that whole queer thing.

the whole queer thing?

oh man its the XXI century





choice.

Not in California, second cousins can still marry.

next time (if there is a next time) save money & spend it in restaurants. a lot more pleasurable that a fucking ring for sure. ha ha ha.

That chick is a bitch, I am going to make her my new best friend.

synthetically está loco

Un poco, you should see me in the real world.

Hang on, how can a 12k ring NOT way down a balloon. Must have been pretty light, or just a very big balloon.

when you convert it to pounds it isn't a lot? :D

who the fuck pays 12 grand for a ring?
go antique/vintage mofucka!

you mean buy cheap from the people who got divorced last week?

not a bad idea, unless you're superstitious.