Most Unwanted Song
 

Found at: http://www.artsjournal.com/quickstud.../04/yo_yo.html

Quote: The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commercials and elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance--someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example--fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece.



You can find it here: http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/komar_mel...wantedSong.mp3

the diamond sea?

fucking fuck i could not agree more.

This is good comedy. The fact that accordion and bagpipe are the most disliked instruments is concrete proof that the world really doesn't deserve ears.

Childrens choirs do get my goat a lot of the time, but there are instances of them being used well.

what happened to children being seen & not heard?