Boris Johnson has been elected mayor of London,one of the biggest Cities In The World
 

God help us all.

Stock safe haven rooms of blankets, sanitaries and tinned food in case of a disaster.

I was seriously considering moving to London a month ago . While Boris ain't the only reason, it's certainly off the agenda now...

Meh, I wouldn't let him put you off...

Hi. I'm from California. My governor is Conan the Barbarian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wrSUeDxBhg

You are fucked
Now we are fucked.
Lets start a fund.

Fucksake
Fucksake
Fucksake
Fucksake

I am seriously considering a move to Brighton this morning.

Well done, London. You have elected George Bush. All cool points lost. I hear the BNP did quite well an all. Enjoy the next four years. Fucking idiots.

Well, hes not that similar to George Bush, in that he's actually amusing in his idiocy.

As a joke he was funny, as an officially elected mayor of London he is simply an idiot. And as a Londoner I don't find that amusing.

"That joke isn't funny anymore"?

Yay!! Move to Brighton!! It's great! :)
Cheaper than London and it's by the seaside!



God help London. Still, at least the stupid fuckers that voted for that moron will have to live with the consequences. Serves 'em right.

Can you imagine Boris Johnson being even able to comprehend, never mind manage, the complexities involved in staging the Olympic Games?

I'm glad I don't live there.

I wouldn't move to Brighton if I were you. It's basically London without the interesting people. Shoreditch-by-sea, if you will.

You will be happy when his hairstyle will replace emo haircuts.

that is how every political opinion article should be written, forever

oh shit!!!

the bnp did rather well in the elections as well did they not?

Charlie Brooker is hilarious, anyone a fan of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe?

naturally.

Not really - they gained a handful of councillors, but their overall share of the vote fell in comparison to 2004. Thank fuck.

My deepest sympathy to Londoners as a Frenchman who will undergo Sarkozy's presidency (?) for four more years.

We have Berlusconi for the 3rd time, you're all a bunch of amateurs.