ever jizzed up someones nostrils???
 

girls dont like that

my girlfriend laughed.

Do you mean purposely or accidentally?

can it be both?

Wouldn't you have to stick your thing up a lady's nostril to pump it all in?

I was just thinking of a facial disaster when I've posted that.

ACHEW!

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Purposefully but accidental by all official accounts and reactions.

if she tilts her head back as your skeet skeet-ing you can get a pretty good shot up her nostril

That sounds like a hazardous techinique. What if it goes all wrong and you temporarily blind the object of your shooting?

sucks to her asthmar

Crypto's drug use would be a guaranteed high for the (un)lucky lady receiving the treatment.

No, but hve gotten in the eye. I think that is worse.

Lovely

jeez... jizz

this is the worst thread to wake upto

I don't know. I've got it on a girl's face before, but never paid attention to where I got it.

i have burned a lady's eye before with the jizzlob

i introduce you...

"cum sniffing"

I don't skeet and tell.