I wish I had a cornetto...
 

Mmmmm, cornetto.

The wrapper of a Cornetto Classico lies on the desk before me. I bought it in Spar a few days ago and stowed it in the freezer for safe keeping. Naturally, as my mind turned to TV, I forgot about it being there, until I found it earlier when looking for a midnight snack, and devoured it readily.

Have you had one of those tiny cornettos? They're about two inches long. I don't understand the point of them.

No, Spar doesn't really have any variety as far as ice cream is concerned. They have tubs of Haagen Das, Ben and Jerrys, and then a few Magnums, Feasts, and those sickening Fabs.

I don't really go to any other shops, since a Spar is literally right across the street from my house, so I've definitely not seen these tiny cornettos. I'd imagine if you gave one to a cat, it would look pretty funny. You know, if a cat could even hold one properly.