How Pretentious Are You?
 

Poll on the way...

I'm an asshole

7-8

I'm pretentious as fuck in my head, but I pretend to be humble so people will recognize how great I am.

Whoever votes 1-2 is a pretentious fuck.

I can't find the zero.

It's in the 9-10 option.

10 ≠ 0

recalculating options....
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ERROR:69

I think 3 is a good number, I don't know why.

People say I'm humble, well, I don't know, probably.
I don't like to be in the spotlight.

i'm really not pretentious at all. i believe that involves self importance and a sense of entitlement... which are two of the things i detest most.

whatever.

BOLD FACED LIE.

I am but a simple superior-lifeform.

not very

I don't know that my level of pretentiousness can be measured.
What's infinity plus one?

pitchfork rated me a 7.1

Aren't we all pretentious, come on we dig SY.

How do you fit your head through doors?

∞ + 1 = Savage Clone.

Infinity plus one is just infinity. Don't you get it? Your childhood was a lie!

Education kills dreams.

i don't think i'm pretentious, as i don't pretend... but am i naturally and spontaneously an arrogant know-it-all asshole? you bet. it's all real though-- i really think the things i say (crazy i know) and it's not a pose or a cover for anything -- the only thing i try to cover on a regular basis is my impatience with people-- i breathe deeply & tell myself to be nicer & not lose my fucking temper. inhale... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... exhale... !@$!%@%!%!%!%!%....