entertain me
 

bored and temporarily immobile
mail me some liquor

it would take like weeks to get to you.

haha your signature

No one is in town and I need a bottle of liquor

but the problem would ostensibly be that you can't get up to get it yourself, correct?
having a broken leg in new york would be a pain in the ass.

you gonna drink alone?

that's fucking sad.

try masturbation-- it's what lonely people do.

Drink some listerine.
Not sure how it'd go down though... or up.

seriously
thank god i'm home

i can move around, just can't drive


this girl i'm kind of seeing gets in at 9:30 and the liquor stores close at 9 here in texas

nahnahchill

i want some wine
lots and lots of wine

i'm sure you'll come up with a creative solution.

make some musics

Take up home booze production. You could probably whip up a rather nice bathtub gin by weeks end.

And I hear bathtub gin is awesome.

is there no liquor already in your house?

that's worrying

my parents don't drink (mormon) and we finished all of my patron and goose bottles the night of my going away party

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oh dear.


is it true that mormons also don't drink coffee?

High roller.

I'm having trouble walking up the stairs to the studio


dude gross yo


Turns out this Italian restaurant that delivers also sells wine
I'm about to order a couple of bottles

Oh and some food too, I suppose

yes, and soda with caffeine too

so then if they drank decaf they wouldn't be breaking any rules?
do they not take aspirin either? or is that scientologists?