Post you limericks
 

Ones you've written. Here's mine, inspired by the Roberto Fripp thread:

There once was a musician named Fripp,
Who in his pocket made a terrible rip.
It wasn't so funny
He lost all of his money.
Due to the overdose he's now on a drip.

Pokey said I'll regret posting that. I don't know how he'll get my address. What do think about it?

I'll pay good money if this thread is left to die quickly and quietly.

There once was a carpenter named Jason
Whose best friend was a dried up raisin.
He got hungry one day
And ate the raisin in such a way
That the house he was building now needed a mason.

How do you like that one?

Did you take some acid, Lurker ?
Or maybe you drank too much coca for your "burp training"...

Bit of both.

Actaully I've never done acid. I would like to.

There once was a poster named Lurker,
Who wrote a limerick rather
Risque about Fripp.
Pookie told him get a grip
But Lurker aint no shurker.

Post you limericks? Who are you calling a limerick?

Yes, but take it to mean your at the same time.

Yr drunk, aren't you.

No, just in a good mood and I have been reading a lot of Joyce lately.

Could a drunk person write such good limericks?

Only a drunk person would want to.

I'm drunk on life.

There once a poster named gmku,
He was invito al cielo.
He said I was drunk
But I live like a monk,
I told him that and his face went quite blue.

There once was pimp called Cryptowonderdruginvogue
Who bought a very expensive brogue.
He realised he needed two
And bought the other shoe
And sued that cunning rogue.

There once was a limericker named Lurker
Who could find no one more beserker
Than he to use some words
In five lines so absurds
They turns the mind into a sodajerker.

Brilliant, I like it.

What's a sodajerker?

Did you get drunk so you would want to write limericks?