Number of the......
 

BEAST!


(seeing as we're discussing worst threads ever, why not?)

Didn't I do this exact same thread? I think it was because I got to 666 posts. So that makes this post doubly awful. Good work.

Maybe the beast has changed his number and failed to inform us.

656. The area code is 023.

He has an hilarious answering machine.

"The number you have dialed cannot be reached."

That wasn't very hilarious.

Are you dialling his new or old number? I swear it says something like "Oh hi, I'm not here at the moment, Im torturing sinners. Please leave message and I'll get back to you."

i AM the beast

Have we got your number right?

yeah.

Your phone is disconnected.

not taking calls at the moment, i'm on holiday.

haha, I only just realised that that is why you are also doing this thread, getting to 666 posts that is.

Yeah. I think everyone should do this when they reach 666, if they wanna, y'know, be great.