Where is Hayden?
 

Rehab?

is he rly in jail?

i bet he's been the community bitch from day one.

Despite talk of a recent stint at the Betty Ford Clinic, Mr. Asche was last spotted flapping his arms and screeching something "cuntish" while poolside atop the Chateau Marmont with Lindsey Lohan.

no, i really don't know. but he seemed to be recalcitrantly headed that way.


mmmm, i wouldn't mind being atop lindsey lohan, even in her current state-- i'm a freak for freckles!

the fact that she looks like a 40 year old meth and tanning addicted stripper doesn't deter you?

the meth thing might-- is she toothless already?

i don't think she's actually on meth but she looks like she is
but as far as i know she has all her teeth

but no really she's disgusting

how do you know? you've never tasted pussy.

just saying.

how do you know?


just saying.

you hate fish

that doesn't mean shit. it doesn't fucking taste like fish. although it might smell like it if you don't wash.





however, THAT is saying something.

ha ha ha

look, you can claim to know it all, but really, you can't one up me on this one. simply put, i have overwhelming numbers on my side. don't make me get overly vulgar-- just-- think.

anyway, re: that photo here-- what's not to like? a bad dress? laughable. i don't think in those terms.

she looks like she would smell bad. the long island stripper hair. blonde is terrible on her. she needs to lay off the eyebrow pencil. she has weird brown/orange blotches all over her. her mouth. STOP TANNING NOW.

basically EVERYTHING is wrong with it.

now compare that picture to these:





pretty!

my boner says otherwise.

maybe i have a thing for trashy sluts.

wait-- i do!

and freckles

yeah....

blatantly trashy does not equal sexy

you can do trash but you have to do it with style and class...if that makes sense.

#1 is too fucking innocent-- i'm not a child rapist

#2 is pretty-- but not sordid enough.

i want the broken one.

I'm glad he's being a prick somewhere else than here.

slavo-- come on!

hayden was one of the board's gems.