What'd I Miss?
 

Any lynchings? sex scandals? give me the dirt.








(I've been absent for a while)

it was nuts. all these crips and bloods came up with AK 47s. luckily, Hayden came up in time to scare those punk bitches off. he sliit 3 dudes throats and then drank the blood while screaming "I RUN DEEZ STREETZ" . after deficating on their dead bodies, he sang rather great version of "i will survive"

i was baffled

The board is being taken down tomorrow because Sonic Youth broke up. Something about Kim taking an axe to one of the band members. I don't remember. But not much.

there was something about huskers on a plane. and then there was a discussion about shaving your pits and sausage...

Hahah, rep for all.

Those Bloods were totally steppin' on our turf. Good thing me and schizo be hardcore motherfucking crips.

oh shit, freemasons! :eek:

Well there we were and I was happy and then someone came along and said :fuckyou: but then he :p and then I ;) and we were :cool:.

By the way, any news on the book club? Has it started? and if so, which book? how much is to be read?

Someone could either tell me, or point me to the right thread.

I'd love to tell you, but I don't think anything has happened other than the voting. We don't know which book yet. I think.

Alright.

Welcome back.
I don't think much has happened that you haven't been told about already haha :D

fuckin' a, dude.

the grand finale of HOAP has been figured out.

you're bad ride has got you terrified
of everything else on the road
but you can't see that

nothing

Everyone is lying. The forum has been a virtual hive of activity. Board members have been busily engaged in the usual intellectual topics of discission. The following list is a mere sampling of world problems tackled during your absence and my return:

Cat porn and who is responsible.
Sodomy and who digs it.
Michael Jackson and who cares.
The importance of asparagus and toasters in our everyday lives.
A rousing roast of assorted boardie freaks.

Also included:
A plethora of engaging visuals plucked from various websites.
Assorted special bday greetings.
And, as always, the usual pissing, bitching, moaning and infighting that brings us all back here day after day after day.

SONIC LOVE TO ALL!

I too, am playing catch-up. My computer died back in April, and I still havent fixed it.

Summer thus far: Started summer off with Wanee Fest on June 4th, which was amazing in itself. What made it even better was being in someone else. I dated that someone else up until a couple weeks ago. Upon returning from Wanee fest, my first night back at work, I get fired for calling a girl a "fucking cunt," which considering how good of an employee I was in comparison to the rest of the staff (the cunt included), I found the whole thing to be hilarious. Luckily, I got another job within the following week, making more money and getting more hours than i ever did at my previous job.

Unluckily, the job i got is a nightclub and during my 2nd week i think, michael jackson died and i had to hear every one of his fucking songs at least 2x a night. then a week later i got to hear the even shittier remixes.

I'm currently fighting with the bureaucratic bastards of financial aid. I'm also trying to sell my 2001 ford ranger so i can buy an 80's BMW 5 series. Personally, I think for a $3,000 budget, you wont find a better car than an e28...for the most part. Volvos of course are the other choice, but thats a whole other topic.

South florida still sucks. The miami dolphins look great. and I still havent heard "The Eternal."