First (Date) Impression...
 

Needless to say, that was the funniest experience ever. I got drunk, HAHAHA. Oh well, whatever. Have you guys ever done something stupid?

i went baby-sitting with my only blind date ever.

never. again.

Hmm. Something stupid, something stupid..

I'll get back to you on that.

OH, I KNOW.

I dated a girl with a Hole tattoo on her neck. She didn't have the tattoo at the time.. but she did dress in that... lolliwhore.. or whatever style.. when she was 15. She showed up (well, her mom dropped her off) at my house in this cut-up whore dress and weird makeup and shit and my mom saw her and was like, "Interesting." We walked to the movie theatre. I thought she was cool. That was the stupid part.

She cheated on me and stuff, I dunno she was a moron.

One time, with my current girlfriend, I got drunk in front of her mom and aunt and her aunt was all telling my girflriend that her nose ring was going to send her to hell.. yes, that my girlfriend having a nose ring is going to send my girlfriend to HELL. So, since I was drunk and in Florida, I started bitching about religion and stuff. That didn't go over well.

I took her to a hospital
It worked though

Mental Hospital?

yeah, i've asked unnecessary & obvious questions before.

I know, I was really shy, didn't know what to ask, or say. Ugh, I'll text him today.

I'm going to bed for an hour or so, then going to work. Still feel drunk.

Come on Synth, sober up mate :p ;)

Getting drunk on a first date is something I'm only too familiar with :o

My original reply was almost identical to this. But I edited it... again, trying to be.. you know.. less negative..

Once a friend of a friend thought I was cute so apparently they conspired to hook her up with me. So what happens is that they all go to the local bar and call my friend and I over but I am completely oblivious to the blind date that was seconds away from happening. I get there, say hello, grab a pint, etc. and then one of my closer friends from the group tells me that mentioned girl has a crush on me so I'm like "oh." Anyways I awkwardly hangout with her while the rest of the gang gives me winks and shit. Problem is that I don't really find her attractive enough to get involved with beyond being a friend (yes, weird gender role reversal here) and try to explain so to her kindly without utterly crushing her.

Anyways her friends still pursued getting us together even after that night so it was all drawn out until the girl left for LA.

sounds like hell.

oh-- that! good luck trying....

nature > nurture.

i have to say however to the members of the jury that i tried too.. which is why mine wasn't the first reply of the thread... i held back, if only for a couple of minutes...

my meanness has decreased considerably, i wonder why...

I've never really done dates, they're my idea of hell.

But at a party one time when I was 17 or therabouts, I was finally talking to this lady I'd been attracted to for a long time. We were drinking, me excessively.

So after a somewhat intellectual and fun chat, we decided to head inside.

I walked smack into a fucking closed patio door.

And that was the end of that chapter.

i wasn't really "mean" though.

ok i didnt realize synth was still drunk & still embarrassed about his performance in the dating game.

 

but the question he asked-- what else could i have answered, with my poor social skills?

he could have done worse though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZz3vlIZiU

Is that Lou Reed ad the far Right?

i dont know. i wanted to post a picture from "the dating game" but they were all blatantly hetero so i googled "gay dating game" & that turned up.

God it looks like a bad karaoke night.