Sonic Youth or Toilet Paper?
 

If you had to live the rest of your life without one or the other, which would it be?

I'd personally like them to swap places. Much as I love the guy there are times when I wouldn't mind wiping myself on Thurston. And an Andrex gig, well, that shit would be on fire.

i choose toilet paper. you can wipe yo ass on the record sleeves

Toilet paper

what a sensitive issue !!!
I don't know.
If I had not toilet paper, I'd use Kleenex.
If I had not Sonic Youth, I'd be lost.

For purposes of this question, let's just say that "toilet paper" includes any disposable paper product that you wipe your ass with.

sonic youth, hands down. i could just use my cat to wipe my ass :)

Can I use a leaf lettuce ?
Does my tax return count ?

You can use leaf lettuce. You can't use your tax return, unless you filed online and you're wiping your ass on the monitor.

That's right, I filed it online this year, for the first time.
I choose the leaf lettuce.

And you ? Which one will you choose ?

If I had a bidet I'd say 'Sonic Youth', but toilet paper wins out here.

This thread reminds me of the question to think of a new name for Sonic youth a while ago...

Toilet paper sounds quite nice!

You mean like Rather Ripped?

:eek:

^^ oooooooh! their gonna need some aloe vera for that burn ^^

Depends

What a committed answer...

I can use my old KISS T-Shirts to wipe in and around my anal cavity...

Not that I listen to SY ad nauseum, I only have about 3-4 bouts per year where I spend a couple of weeks listening to nothing but their stuff.

Hmmmm, what if I could pick my fave 12 tracks or so and fuck off the rest and pay for this by using only that disturbing sandpaper toilet paper they have in public toilets?

Could we SY peoples houses on Halloween?

No, you don't get it: My answer is Depends, as in the adult diaper brand.

Oh, sorry, I don't know this brand.