Are You a Bit of a Kinky Bastard Then?
 

I'm not expecting you to say whether you are or not. i already have an idea about the ones that probably are, and those that almost certainly aren't. Anyway, there's fuck all going on in any of the other threads so whatever.

I find ponies infinitely hilarious.

that said, sure, why not?

Convertable kink. Ready at all times.

guard, big hands, cfnm

Fairly dull gay, me. Apart from the bits where I'm kinky. What's me kink? Guess away, mein Lieblings.

The word 'kinky' always makes me think of people going to Rocky Horror Picture Show. Thus, no is my answer. Otherwise, no. Good old, puritanical missionary only for me, thanks vicar.

Does it involve Wasp synths?

Why, of course it does. You're on the right track. What else, then?

What is the point behind the whole 'splosh' scene?

Saran wrap, honey, and cattle brands?

That's a bit too obvious though.

^^^ Looks like refried beans porn to me.

June Whitfield?

I'm all about the obvious.

Wasp synths and a giant vat of tequila is the right answer. Gets me every time.

You're getting mighty close....

Oh yeah, the giant vat of tequila. Is that before or after the game of nude ten pin bowling?

Before ten pin, after me playing "Birthdeath Experience" 10 times in a row.

Doris Day memorabilia.

Whitfield in Carry on Girls (as Mrs Prodworthy) answered every Englishman's latent Thatcher fetish with one click of her heels.

Her and the mum from "Bless This House"? Yes!

My favorite part about this thread is that the title is impossible to read without some kind of European accent.