Do You Actually Like Girls?
 

Well...

They're ... uh ... well, speaking from experience, almost every girl I've ever met has been either a liar, cheater, or just seriously fucked up.

But, yeah, for some reason, I still actually like girls.

Oh yes.

That's actually what I thought the grits thread said at first.

Poll is up.

Some of them sure.

By "like", do you mean want to make the beast w/two backs with?

No.

Melly I thought you were queer?

Men will forgive an awful lot of fault for breasts.

Nah.

I'm a MOUTH man!

Well, let's see - although I'm largely homo these days, I have had relationships with girls in the past (before I came out), and there's 1 or 2 women out there (and trust me, that's literally about it) who I would turn to the evil straight side for.....but I likes me men massively, so mabye I'm really bi? Who the fuck knows. Whatever, I don't have vagina fear, unlike a lot of my gay mates over here.

But what matters love is, we will have a fabulous gay wedding one day, with cryptoguy as the DJ, and Porky doing the speeches. That would be wicked awesome.

Is there a competition going on for dumbest thread?

Yeah.. or perhaps Western Equinox rubbed off on everybody.

Happy Birthday - "Newbie makes pointless comment to try and cause controversy and bring attention to self" shocka.

Go and post something constructive. Alternately, make your self busy sucking the cocks of Synthy, Hayden and myself.

I believe in you, Happy Birthday.
Not to say I wouldn't mind getting my cock sucked.
But no pressure, bud.

Ach, Happy Birthday's alright really. I'm just really grumpy because I have gastric flu at the moment.

Me with illness = Killer Fail.

seeing as how i am incapable of being controlled by them, yes... i do fear for my less-strong-willed brethren... the ones who let those jessica simpson boots walk over them...

Yeah, haven't you signed up yet?

This is the internet. Dumbest ____ competitions are its prime function.

Using "it's" in that last sentence was pretty dumb too :)