The dumbest thing you've done when you're drunk
 

Please do tell me. I'm going to bed now, I want some answers when I wake up!

we'll come out in the night
everybody you know
will be laughing and singing
and there won't be no fighting

I wrote out a statement on paper that I would never do more than 4 Jello Shots ever again, then signed it and gave it to my friend.
Also, I told a friend that if he would shut up about chicken nuggets that I would buy him a whole chicken farm that he could then turn into nuggets. Little did I know that he was already asleep when I said this.

jumped from a roof into a pool

Shat on my friends floor.
and stole gardening shears from a walmart (same night)

sat in the middle of a dancefloor, went barefoot on the street and had something stick in my foot, pay a cab with someone else's wallet, drop a bass amp (i'm actually glad for this), vomit on the table, argued with a cop and gotten away with it.

i'm glad it's only every ten years or so i get really drunk.

i vomited all over my bathroom rug and said i had a violent reaction to the seafood i'd eaten earlier. what's even dumber is my excuse worked.

looks like you've just proven me right. every time i get drunk i get really drunk.

i only get super drunk when i'm feeling sad before or during the drinking.

and yeah, i get blind drunk when it happens.

I think I'm giving up drinking to excess. I'm fuckin' sick of the hangovers.

i sat in someone's open truck with these subs blaring just chillin and talkin to anyone that walked by

then lost to a chinese kid in a rap battle

decided to eat half a pizza, after having half a bottle of jameson's

it all ended up in the sink, which was so dumb cause i had to scoop it out bare handed into the toilet so it wouldn't clog the drain

fucked around, in all nastiness with one of my girl friends. then threw up all over her floor and slipped in my vomit.

i'm no lesbian

Christ, I could kill pretty much everyone here w/my "being a fuckwit when drunk stories". Let's see what recent drunken idiocy I've been up to...ah yes, attempting to fall asleep in Battersea Park at 4.30am, because I couldn't be bothered to walk the rest of the way back to Melly Towers.

oh actually. the dumbest thing i've ever done while i was drunk is drive a car.

^^^Me too (after 4 pints) - never fucking again...

and it's not stupid because you put yourself at risk, there are too many people in the world anyway. it's stupid because you put other people at risk. if you want to die, go right ahead and be my guest, but don't make the decision for someone else.

Following some strange guy into the bathroom stall of the club.

^^^^Ha ha ha - isn't that your textbook move, Synth? :D ;)

Oh, here's another - walking around in Melboune on my second night there, absolutely cunted, in order to find a place to eat. How I didn't get totally lost, I've no idea to this day.

No, that was random. And I was there with another guy too. Funny.