Witty, Sarcastic Banter
 

I'm sick of it.

Hear, hear!

As in...

???

hm yeah i was thinking about it yesterday. i know i am partly guilty of that-- it's enjoyable to a point. but when it goes over the top, eh, and i can't work because i'm hooked in some silly thread, i wonder if i need a vacation from the board. :)

This thread is pathetic. Complete garbage.

Here. Have a kitty.

kitty witty that is.

I have a crippled intellect. It is all I am capable of, and even that is questionable.

This is a message board & not a chat room, but I still like to have fun & others to have fun too. When one is posting at work as !@#$%! suggested, time contraints make it difficult to form a more cogent reply sometimes.

That hey---_$(90@)@_- thread (the one with the 10,000+ replies) by the quasi-literate smiless girl at the old board annoyed me.

It's "smileless", not "smiless".

Gimme Gimme Gabba posting!Punch and despair,motorbike, booze,girls,boys,trannies and fun.Loads of it.Now.Now.Now!

That is totally my excuse for not posting things of astounding brilliance.

fucking shit, people. this board is like cocaine. i really have to get some work done. i may stay logged, but will have to continue the blabber later...

I'm just being grumpy.

Thanks for the kitty.

It's just jealousy. Seriously. I'm not capable of engaging in that kind of spontaneous, light-hearted back-n-forth that you guys do so often. All of my friends sit around and have boring stick-in-the mud conversations with no hint of irony or sarcasm. I like it. I can be very silly at times, sure, but not in that too-cool-4-school way that comes so effortlessly to you guys. I can't even manage it on a message board.

I've seen some wonderful lengthier posts from you before when you had more time on your hands, truncated.

Yeah, !@#$%!, it is like cocaine. One doesn't get that much out of it, but yet one is compelled to come back again & again


& again.

Noumenal:

You are one of my favorite posters.

Your humor strikes when least expected, and you are constantly posting something educational, thought-provoking, and insightful.

Most of the time, a vast majority of us are full of shit. It's nice to have someone on the board who actually posts things of substance.

Nothing wrong with witty, sarcastic banter Noumenal. It is attempted witty, sarcastic banter that is annoying.

true, if the banter is truly "witty", then there is no cause for complaint.

the use of the word "sarcasm" in the thread title led me to assume that HaydenAsche was the poster being contended with in particular.

i wish i could make money from sitting here writing bullcrap. you fuckers make me do this!! thank you... :D

I thought this thread was sarcastic.

I need intervention......