Drunk Thread
 

Look, I dont mean to be that forward here, but it seems most people that post in this particular forum are either drunk/looking to get drunk, or high/looking to get high.

I am drunk.

Please join me.

yehp

...right...

Excellent!

FYI: I have been here over 2 years and have posted 60 odd times. I'm not a troll, I'm just shy.

Post more! You seem cool.

why are you shy? because we might insult you and humiliate you back to the stone age?

I lurk here everyday whenever I'm online, I'm just intimidated by all the legends here, mostly crypto. I want to be him when I grow up.

drunk and bleeding

i cut my finger on a broken bottle and bled through two bandaids

It's all good. We don't bite... hard.

Christ, that must be a thick cut, or right on a vein.

not really
i was just picking up shards of glass off the floor and got a tiny cut on the end of my finger, it doesn't even hurt

cantanky: have you considered wearing a 37 leaf clover?

reminds me of:

*homer runs over springfield u football player*
lisa: dad has the worse luck when he's drinking.

I almost got in a fight earlier, but the guy was pretty beat up anyway so I carried on my way...

uh i'm not particularly unlucky if that's what yr getitng at

i have way more than nine lives

not drunk but enjoying my 5th heineken and a smidgen of insomnia

you're always falling or baing your head on a wall or cutting yourself or something.

call it unlucky or accident prone.

either the clover or wear a helmet.

I wish I knew what the hell was going on in the picture in your sig, everyneuro.

Then don't!

old guys headbanging to khurdish music.

a.k.a. one of the best scenes in cinema history.

Oh god.
I must see this.