Praise yourself
 

Come on, let's all wash in the river of self-confidence.

What is your greatest asset and personal quality?

I can say, I'm a rather friendly person and people generally tend to like me.

I'm an excellent cook and I have a good sense of humour.

I can say, I don't give a shit.

I have a pornographic memory.

I am a virtuoso at Rock Band drums.

I can make the Kessel Run in 11.5 parsecs.

I can draw anything.

I can paint anything (oils/acrylics/watercolors)

I am hilarious, nonstop, never repeating old material.

I can cook like a m,otherfuck

I am an excellent dancer

I cold come up with a list of negatives twice as long though.

I just got my first haircut in three years and shaved my face... I look pretty damn good.

I'm very good at Tetris.

i know all the words to ice ice baby.

i can write. i have an incredible memory.

that's it.

I have a nice big cock and I know how to use it.

i am generally quite friendly and can kind. i am also generous to a fault.

I'm modest. And i tend to end up being everyones therapist / person to talk to. I also really really love giving people random gifts, or baking for people. Joy!

I take okay pictures. I play guitar alright. The end.

I can draw, paint and animate.

I can cook.

I can outlast my brother at jogging.

I am a great bassist.

I have an amazing memory.

I am a genius!

I can play more instruments than everyone else at my school.

God has chosen me personally to be his divine fiery sword in this sinful world of men.

He tells me who to kill in a secret code in the waving of the flags outside my apartment window.

I tend to like rodents, and most like me too.

I have the greatest delusions of grandeur ever.

i'm a genius

I have no problem being a loud douche when necessary.

Example: We actually say the pledge of allegiance, and we had a sub one day. Half of the people were standing and waiting to start, and half were just talking, so I stand up and yell out "Ready? Begin!" and everyone else stood up and started there dumbass little routine which I promptly sat out.

Got the job done though