Things you regret saying afterwards (this is not a parody thread)
 

edited
(sorry, forget this thread)

what?
first you put (this is not a parody thread) and then just forgetting it?
first weekend off of school and you start to get insane fox...hahahaha

edit: I totally missed the joke about it, shame on me

I tell people i love them at really inappropriate times, and often far too many times to far too many people. Those are about the only things i say that i later dwell over and think wtf why do that??

ironically enough...
this thread rocks!

mean comments like "yeah, that was before you went gay"

actually, this really wasn't mean to be a parody thread... at first it was a serious thread about my problem of saying things and feeling stupid five minutes later (even for simple things), but then I thought "oh fuck, it's stupid" (which kind of proves what i was writing...) and edited it (i wanted to delete the thread but it's impossible) - and finally it sounds like a joke :D

I told a friend how she always pronounced "Saturday" as "Satday", and then I felt bad because other people heard me.

i regret ever telling something

Hangovers and regret-of-words-said often come hand-in-hand when morning rises.

But it is mostly the regret of saying dumb shit.

"you, you are me best friend ever........ this guy, this is the guy.......i love you mahn....... yay, lets go and catch a rat and lick it........"


ive said too much!

...and by the way, if you see yr mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!