Hey Cunts How Are You?
 

I am marvelous, anything fun peeps?

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to sonic youth"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

AS A DOG RETURNS TO ITS VOMIT=

victor!! hey!

danny, you crack me the fuck up.

How are you jade?

i'm doing really well. life right now is sweet.

i'm heading offline right now, but we gotta catch up at one point soon.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Danny Himself again.

K, I'll be off soon. Take care.

P.S. I'm doing FAB-U-LOUS. Just got some t's I designed for this designer I work for in the mail this week

They rock

Hey crypto, you still around? Apols for missing you the other day - I'd, er, passed out...

as a dog returns to it's vomit, a fool returns to his folly