Oh God (Pun Intended) This is Funny...
 

This is why I frown upon organized religion.

church n.: A large group of people having bad ideas that come together to form a majority of sorts, with the intention of spoiling everyone else's lives.

God wants us to overpopulate the Earth and then die of starvation en masse.

I think if God cannot be bothered to turn up to court, his appeal should be thrown out...

++ you cannot act on behalf of someone without their written consent, no?

I want to meet this God they're talkin' about.

i think i found a soolution. since they say that homos cant marry because the will not multiply the eart, have every gay man donate 2ml of sperm to a sperm bank. that will not only help them multiply but it would provide thenlesbians with what to use for artificial semination (sp?)
its almost too easy

everyone else is gay? :(

i'm last of the Mohicans?

TL;DR.

Not really, but for better or for worse, I see a day coming where not being at least bi-curious is frowned upon...

I'm a Christian who hates organized religion, so you can imagine the fun I generally have on weekends.

Funny stuff though.

My biggest pet peeve with religion or theology in general is the idea of people speaking for God (either as prophets, through texts, as witnesses, etc). What arrogance.