Take a bath you damn hippy and stop judging me
 

who knew?

Just because i am unshaven and my hair is long, doesn't mean you are better than me you yuppies. who are you to judge?

I don't judge, I'll just get up and move if you sit next to me on the subway because you reek.

its probably just my feet because i am used to not wearing socks all summer... don't worry by January I normally have them figured out

No wonder Supreme Court Justices reek the most.

Who am I to judge? Well, I'm a clean-shaven, nice-smelling, well-dressed yuppie, that's who, you despicable, smelly, unshaven, stringy-haired hippy, you.

the research sounds very 'christian'...
But having said that i actually get really low and sad if i'm too cold physically.. And they mentioned that too.

not as way of life. a soap, a razor, and a haircut don't cost that much.

When godliness is impossible to achieve, cleanliness will save your life.

Who said that?

That's ironic considering that this relates cleanliness to ethical transgression.

"Judge not lest ye be judged" is not entirely Christian. There are many passages that call for "righteous" judgement.

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness" is a proverb dating back to ancient Hebrew texts but has been referenced in various ways in the English language.

its the language used throughout the article I think..

clarify.. its not overly scientific article writing, its more emotional and ethical.

Emptiness is lonliness
And lonliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is Godliness
And God is empty...just like me

Sorry, couldn't resist

Well it would be bad to assume that the emotional and the ethical are the private domain of Christianity.

In fact this position is essentially in contrast to Platonic idealism, which may or may not be the central philosophy of the Bible depending on the interpretation. This could be a kind of Christianity, I suppose I'm saying.

"salvation is on your way, dear son..."

^^^ that made me throw up inside my mouth a little bit.

my grandmother (RIP) used to practically chant this.

then billy's good deed of the day is done.

get billy corgan out of my cleanliness thread damnit

i wouldn't have to bathe as much if it weren't for my gaseous ass frolicking canine. you ever see blown away? the one with jeff bridges and tommy lee jones? yeah? well guess who is going to hang whose dog by the throat if it farts again.

it is okay, i don't mind U2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wqNZ9krQ8w

p.s.

no i wasn't done. underrated movie. this is what happens when smart guys with particular allegencences can't get laid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGQ5P...eature=related

No, silly, I'm talking about the poetic expansion to what I wrote, "When you can't achieve godliness, cleanliness will save your life." That's different. I know the proverb. Good God.