How do you get " Pit " tickets to an ampitheater
 

That is, tickets that put you in the small section near the stage with no seats. If I remember correctly they are usually bracelets and not tickets. I would pay full price for one, I just don't know where you get them. Can't get them from the venue, the internet, Ticketmaster, even Ebay. Seems like you need to find a friend who knows someone who works at the place. Anyone good at getting them?

the job requires three people.

two to distract the cops doling out the wrist bands, and one to sneak around behind them to grab the loot.

eh, it worked for LOL-a-palooza.

:)

How do those people GET the wrist bands?

I told you. the cops have a big box full and they pass them out!

NOTE: do not attempt to modify the caper by using less than three people. there are usually two officers and it takes a minimum of two to properly distract them both.

you can thank me later! go go go!!