I've found the people of my dreams while asleep
 

They sure are a strange, difficult bunch. Don't even bother trying to reason with them. Sometimes one dream person will change into a completely different person without notice!

I had this dream last night that I was doing this really hot chick while this other chick was doing me in the butt with a heated strap-on. It was kind of hot.

I've found the parody thread of my dreams inside my head, but i've left it there.

I dreamt of Porky last night but woke up just when he was going to pull down his -pink- pants.
fuck.

Last night, I dreamt of an evangelical Christian evangelizing to God.

Last night I dreamt somebody loved me.

Some days ago I dreamt I was at the local supermarket. That chick at the cashdesk was somehow topless for no apparent reason. Hooray for boobies!