What law would I be breaking if I took a crap on my boss's desk?
 

Anyone able to help?

when it comes to crapping on desks, you shouldn't worry about silly things like laws.

also, why do you need help? are you impacted?

None probably. Do it.

at this point, if he doesn't do it, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.

Exactly. I had no thoughts regarding desk-projected stools before this thread. Now they're consuming me. You've sown a seed, Toilet. Give it water.

No kidding. Don't go around starting threads that you don't plan on offering closure for.

the fuck, this brought back my good old Bioforge memories!

aaaaaaaah, to be young.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I love youtube now!

her desk

In that case no way. It could be seen as an act of sexual harassment.

^^^ unless, of course, she is German. I hear pooping on desks is like shaking hands there.

I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

from experience, people shitting at work outside of the designated toilet facilities causes many many more problems than you might be anticipating..

This is of course true.

my immediate question is will you wipe?

desk or chest?

idk, the GGG might know? futanaria?

ladies & gentlemen, we have a desk crapping thread.

excellent.

I'm no lawyer, scientist, doctor, or any profession really that automatically conveys authoritative knowledge, but say for instance your work has a vending machine or certain brand of coffee or something. The CSI: T&B's Workplace (I'd watch this show), would be able to match your fecal matter to your favorite lunch break snack.

p.s.
aside note, thanks to Such, i've finally found a quote for a sig.

You won't do it!

pfft. It probably would be too.