Happy Late Birthday Better_than_you
 

I NOTICED NONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS MADE YOU A THREAD SO I THOUGHT I'D PUT IT UPON MYSELF TO WISH YOU A HAPPY 18TH FULL OF STRIPPERS AND CIGARS.




(even hayden was late wishing me a happy birthday. but really guys. it's bad enough its late its like a million times worse i'm doing this myself)

happy birthday girl!

[i get sexual favors for at least being here, and on time]

+1
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hookers_and_blow

and i brought the cake [with strippers]




ps- congrats, i also discovered that yer my mum.

happy birthdayyyyyyy freak

Happy D.O.B

you're all so sweet.

how am i your mom?? i dont think that this is possible.

it's Easter. everything's possible.

hep b

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You need to find a decoder.

I think with a girl like you, everyone else expected someone else to start it.

=

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I was going to send you a card and money for college but I decided to spend it on cheap liquor and imported cigarettes instead. Have a good one!"

You sound just like my father. :)

fixed....you mistranslated a couple things there

Happy Birthday. I'm actually glad when I was eighteen that girls like you didn't exist. I was frustrated and mind-fucked enough as it was.

Belated happy birthday :)

I didn't miss it. I spent the day in meditation.

sadly, I was so into it, I missed the doorbell when the strippers and cigars showed up.

maybe next year?

iT'S CUZ YR BETTER THAN US

!!!

what the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Happy birthday