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Yeaaaaaaaaaah New Mars Volta Album Out In June!!!!!!!

NEW SINGLEEEEE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2yP25qWgiI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2yP25qWgiI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2yP25qWgiI

THE ALBUM ONLY CONTAINS EIGHT TRACKS BUT IT MEANS 15 732 PARTS IN WHICH 49873 SOLOS ARE HIDDEN WHICH MAKES ROUGHLY 3.170162725654716 SOLOS PER PART AND AROUND 6237,295162725654716501398423595 SOLOS PER TRACK!!!!!!!! OF COURSE THE PROBABILITY OF HEARING A 5 NOTE SECTION REPEATED TWICE THROUGHOUT THE ALBUM IS OF APPROXIMATELY 0.001375684!! GET YOUR CALCULATORS, COMPASS AND ASPIRIN READY FOR THE NEW MARS VOLTA ALBUM!!

THE CONCEPT OF THIS ALBUM IS BASED ON THE IDEA OF RELEASING AN ALBUM WITHOUT CONCEPT WHICH IS UNBELIEVABLE OF COURSE. THIS UNBELIEVABILITY CREATES A WHOLE LOOP THAT RESOLVES ITSELF AND CREATES A GIGANTIC CHAOS, A DIMENSIONAL FAILURE FROM WHICH THE BIG MONSTER "OUIJDA" GETS OUT AND DEVOURS THE WHOLE HUMANITY... EXCEPT THE MARS VOLTA, WHO HAVE TO COVER ARPEGGIOS FROM HELL BY YNGWIE MALMSTEEN AND FOUR GUITARS BY MICHAEL ANGELO BATTIO AND OTHER SONGS LIKE THAT (LULZ I DUNNO THE TITLES) AND PLAY FIVE THOUSAND GUITAR NOTES PER SECOND SO THAT THEY RESCUE THE WHOLE WORLD AND GET A KISS FROM PRINCESS PEACH!!!!!!!

AMAZING!!! GET READY FOR THE FANTABULOUS OCTAHEDRON!!

OMAR SAYS THE ALBUM COULD HAVE BEEN CALLED DODECAHEDRON BUT THEN THE MACHINE WOULDN'T HAVE REVOLVED ITSELF AND SO THEY HAD TO CALL IT OCTAHEDRON!!

"CAN YOU FEEL THAT OCTAHEDRON BABE"

I am so confused by you because you don't seem to like Mars Volta yet you typed all that out. Of course the first post is kind of a rehash of one of your other posts but still.

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Originally Posted by summer

I am so confused by you

that's because i'm one confusing guy :D
but yeah i think they're the dumbest band ever

YEAH I HEARD IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT THE PROCESS OF QUANTUM INDIVIDUATION IN SCHLODENBURG'S HYPERSPACE EQUATIONS AND PAOLO BONACELLI'S LESSER KNOWN ART FILMS FUCK YEAH

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Yeah I Heard It's Going To Be About The Process Of Quantum Individuation And Paolo Bonacelli Films Fuck Yeah

HOLY JESUS MOFO SHEET IT SOUNDS SO GOOD
I HOPE CEDRIC REACHES 18000 HZ WITH HIS VOCALS ONCE AGAIN!!!

More awful bullshit. Pass.

NEW MARS VOLTA SIDE PROJECT: THE MARIO VOLTA

MARS VOLTA'S OWN TAKE ON CHIPTUNE!! 480 BPM 1/8 HIGH PITCHED 8-BIT SOLOS INCLUDING ATMOSPHERES FROM SALSA, BE BOP, HARD ROCK, PROTO POST GRUNGE, HIP RUMBA HOP AND NEO CLASSICAL POP.

Great. A new fucking album for every idiot to tell me how "genius" it is.

The Mars Volta look like the cast from Welcome Back Kotter, except I think the Sweathogs would make better music.

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Great. A new fucking album for every idiot to tell me how "genius" it is.

that's because you can't enjoy the mars volta without a calculator, protractor, metronome, advanced abstract mathematics notions, erlenmeyers and silver nitrate

hyperbolic redox semi equations are what make the mars volta so special

and also the fact that cedric can break glass with his voice

Syrfox, if this was school there'd be a bunch of people standing around you singing "SYRFox and Mars Volta, sitting in a tree/ kay ay ess ess ay en gee!" and you'd be stomping your feet going "no, actually, actually, no, because, actually, I don't, I HATE THEM!" before running off crying.

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Originally Posted by Glice

no, actually, actually, no, because, actually, I don't, I HATE THEM!

I'm crying now. I hope you're happy.

I just think Mars Volta fans should chill out and listen to, like, Koennjihyakkei, Dun, Thinking Plague, Henry Cow, Ahvak, Korekyojin, Ruins, Magma, etc. You know, prog that isn't wanky and awful.

Mars Volta are horrible and everything... but they're just a band and I couldn't really give two shits if people like them.

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Originally Posted by Derek

Mars Volta are horrible and everything... but they're just a band and I couldn't really give two shits if people like them.

problem is, people who like them tend to give shit if you like them
most people i know who like mars volta are also the most pretentious people i know