Hahaha...Ex-boyfriends are hilarious
 

I just got a message from one. He tried to act like a little jerky hurt puppy. He went on this diatribe trying to say hurtful things and then turn around and try and be cordial.

I told him I didn't even have a reply and gave him best wishes.

Boys are funny.

I realize that you guys don't really give two shits about this, but it was funny to me.

I wanna be your boyfriend.

Only if you sing it to me every night.

Now I wanna be yr dog.

You can sing that to me too. Ramones and Iggy Pop. yum.

This tends to be my main method of communication a week or so into a relationship. Interesting that he waited until after yours was over. He's obviously the thoughtful type.

when I "ex" someone, I mean it.

they never hear from me again (and vice versa).

I'm not into carrying around baggage.

then again, I have a reset button that allows me to put them behind me.

you guys should really look into getting reset buttons installed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5aiDuemgJ4

I bet this guy is your ex-boyfriend.

Gladly.

my very first boyfriend still wants me back. it's creepy and hilarious at the same time. we were together for ONE MONTH.

I've always wanted one of those. I unfortunately got wired up with one of thos 'hate-filled self-loathing' switches instead. Problem is, once it's switched on, it seems incapable of being switched off. Which is a real nuisance.

:)

He's not that bad, but he is acting silly. That's ok, he's an ex. I don't have to deal with him much (we are in the same social circle, so we will run into each other).

sweeeeet.

I just noticed you live in one of my favorite towns.

stop flirting i was there first.

Asheville is very groovy.

I lived in Black Mountain for like a nano-second. I always have wanted to move back to the area.

Family and friends have tossed around the idea.

Well, come up and pay a visit some time. I even have a spare bedroom so I promise to behave most gentlemanly.

I'm relatively new and haven't checked out everything yet, but I've got one or two haunts. Great record stores. A couple of bars I like. I'm gonna check out the Fine Arts Movie Theater this weekend and see Tokyo.

hey james

Ah yes, the old 'spare room' tactic. I like your style.