So I'm going to give a running account of every moment in my mundane daily existence
 

Well, on second thought, no, I'm not.

Sorry to disappoint you, you bunch of sick, perverted, voyeuristic motherfuckers.

fuck!

You just wanted to be like me. ;)

No, I didn't, actually. And you shouldn't either.

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Let's keep my sexual prowess out of this please.

its the rage of our day and also the bain of my existence that people feel the need to share every single part of a day with me. some of the people have as freinds on facebook do this to the point wher eit becomes insane.

i am going to the shops
i got back from the shops
had a great time at the shops
eating what i bought at the shops
shitting out what i bought and ate at the shops
etc

where will it all end?

there must be some part of you that's interested, or you would simply filter it out.

I've never really understood people's complaints about other user's prolificacy.

if it's a bore --> use ignore.

The funny thing about that is that people may actually care if they're going to the shops, coming back from the shops.....etc. I"m not one of those people....I take FloSlo's advice and just ignore.....much more calm existence....ja know?

true i dont really look but i do get more and more dismayed at the facebook generation by the day.

Yes.

sometimes i'm scared i'm going to start thinking in facebook status form.

automatic bzooty breathed.
automatic bzooty's heart is beating.
automatic bzooty is listening to sonic youth.
automatic bzooty coughed.
automatic bzooty blinked.
automatic bzooty breathed again.
automatic bzooty is no longer listening to sonic youth.
automatic bzooty wants food.
automatic bzooty's gonna go get food.

Being ironic or judgemental about people using certain internet sites is (unless they are of a destructive nature towards others) as pathetic as those who use them. And boring, and predictable, and destructive, and it adds fuck all to fuck all. You say fuck all and a big pile of fuck all adds up to all the fuck all that is being said already.

The people I know are pretty conservative and thoughtful in their facebook status line.

It's the annoying quizzes that bother me but I can ignore those easily and, sometimes, they do seem like fun.

What are you saying exactly?