I Was Wittily Shot Down By Electrical Audio Posters After Trying To Promote Gost Bich
 

Electrical Audio Forums.. a place for cheeky witty lifelong fans of touch and go bands, math rock, and all things Albini. I have enjoyed reading this page for quite a while and decided that it may be worth some ridicule by godly intellectuals to post about my band on said page. I tried to make my thread title interesting "Add Gost Bich to your Myspace or Else..." I Figured that our no talent noisey antics could be likened to Flipper/ Pil/ ect..Maby it would, but nobody has actually given me an opinion on the music.. everyone has just tried to make their witty little shit stain on my beautiful thread..What a bunch of assholes....you can read it yourself
http://electrical.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=4&sid=f752eaaffd702900a8e2ce929cc5 b814
How much of this board is childish cock stroking compaired to actual stuff.. if you try to ask a question or make a suggestion 20 people jump on it and try to be funny by cracking "halarious" inside jokes and making fun of one's vocabulary or grammar...It's very annoying. FUCK.:fuckyou:

Kill them.

They seem like immature kids that have yet to hit puberty

Just go there and say "Mother Nature Is Pregnant For The Third Time"

It's like truncated and haydenasche had a bunch of obnoxious kids who arent as funny and mean..

I'm going to join.

They just suck. I'm not gonna waste my time joining.

PWN.

if that was your intention then you deserve to have the piss taken out of you

PWN
 

Sorry, I had to change that a little to make it make more sense in common english (You know, with punctuation and grammar.)
Flipper rocks. If you disagree, you deserve to have your scrotom cut open, filled with salt, and sewn shut. You are in no position to make any judgement of anybody because you have never taken any actions to make yourself not seem like a retarded deuchebag. ( Please try creating and posting some music, or doing anything else artistic or creative.)
By the say, kiss my left nut.:fuckyou:

That was actually fairly humorous; but still; the fuckers have not listened to anything, i fear.

Tossers. Gost Bich are fucking awesome.

they sound like a pretty sad bunch of people generally. i really dont like it when i am out and people start hammering on about music too much. its as if they are trying to prove that they know more than anyone else and its very predictable and lame. lets all listen to wham.

if you post your music because you expect people to compare it to amazing bands you deserve to be made fun of.
anyway, i draw, paint, make videos, and do photography as i'm studying art at university, and i do musical stuff occaisionaly with friends, i just don't feel the urge to ram it down the throats of people on the internet

While I sympathise with someone's band being laid into on the internet, I also agree entirely with the above. I've sent a couple of people here my music, but by no means do I want everyone to hear it. Being, as I am, deeply cynical, I don't care about people listening to and enjoying my music - I want a record deal, tours, merchandise and 16-yr-old groupies, something the sort of person who hangs around on message boards isn't going to provide me with.

The westcountry police will have you on file as from tomorrow.

I think you're confusing the future with the past tense.

i'm going to start a band with a stripper i met on friday night.

I should have imagined that.

And if you need any decorating done, you can call on your bandmate. Brilliant plan.

i totally shit my pants tonight. it was awesome. straight from TGI Fridays with my girlfriend, i rushed to my house. right as i got to the bathroom door, it just all came out. diarrhea all over my best jeans. i have to go take a shit again..

so shit was all over my legs, there was just a huge pouch of shit in my underwear. i jumped in the shower, cleaned everything off went to my room ... and my gf saw porn links in the firefox windows bar, so to top it all off, my gf's not taking to me now, and i shit my pants for the first time ever and i was gonna get a goddamned electroplankton tonight, but had to rush outta best buy cause i had to shit so bad.