duke nukem forever is dead
 

Duke Nukem Forever finally shut down production yesterday! A great source of nerdy humorous conjecture is finally over, and it ended pretty much how you would expect (with nothing). After 12 years of production, Duke is bankrupt...

hahahaha.

That comic is from DAYS ago. It's not even on the front page anymore! So what I'm saying is, this news is so old DINOSAURS knew about it.

Oh yeah I went there

you know what 3D Realms/Apogee game was the shit?

RISE OF THE TRIAD.










Two rather humorous bonuses included the Democratic and Republican bonuses, of which there were two each. The Republican bonuses were awarded for acquiring all the missile weapons and for destroying all of the plants on the level; this was thought to parody traditional Republican attitudes toward defense and environmental policies. The Democratic bonuses were awarded for not using handguns and for using all of the "shrooms" powerups and healing water basins on the level; the former is a jab at the party's association with gun control and the latter reflecting the party's perceived lenient attitude towards drug use.

You just blew my e-mind.

I'm surprised it took them this long to admit it was never going to come out.

I'm sure we'll see some kind of Duke Nukem thing in the future. It just won't be this damn game.

most drawn out vaporware EVER!

Was anyone surprised by this?

Actually....no....I'm not surprised.

wow... auto-predict just gave danny himself some sort of crazy rep. I think every rep I ever given out on this computer is saved.

so anyways....

Friiiiig

WHAT

I meant to type "Friiiiig" when I repped you for the dino's, but safari auto-predict sent you something else.

It sent me NO MESSAGE AT ALL which is sort of anti climactic. Oh well. I'm off to play GTA2 suckaaaas

How about a source, or an article

Rise of the Triad rules.

Bummer about Duke. It's such a joke now, but I remember in 99' or whatever when I looked at my PC Gamer and saw those screenshots for DNF, particularly this one:



I thought it was going to be epic. Then the game never came out. It's a shame. Duke Nukem II and 3D are awesome games.

Huh.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22du...fp=DwUsqvqK_ig

Rest in peace
Leaked gameplay http://www.gametrailers.com/player/u...ylist=featured

I prefer Redneck Rampage.