Things you think other members secretly do/like
 

You can take this as literally or figuratively as you'd like.

I bet Suchfriends listens to Miley Cyrus.
I bet floatingslowly enjoys chick flicks.
I bet SY37 raps in his spare time.

GO!

I bet atsonicpark is listening to "Allergic to thoughts of mother earth" by Placebo right now for the first time in 5 years and that harmonics-guitar-line is blowing his mind.

I bet gmku is double agent sent by the UK to infiltrate and force to US to switch to the metric system.
I bet crayons is in charge for culling/population control of hipsters in the Rocky Mountain reserves

I bet atsonicpark does the Tom Cruise Risky Business bit at least three times a day.

in panties!

I bet crypto is some super genius brainiac that did awesome in school and said "piss on that, i'm getting fucked up and laid"

I'll bet tesla69 lives in an underground concrete bunker.

I bet savage clone once burgled an old lady's tool shed (and then set it on fire).
I bet dead-air has the most extensive stuffed animal collection in the pacific northwest (if not the entire world).
I bet atsonicpark masturbates in burger king bathrooms (#27 and counting).
I bet crayons wrassles gators (yes...gators).

girlgun has an extensive collection of Precious Moments and flotz's enduring obsession with Franklin Mint collector plates has (secretly) decimated The Boy's college fund.

i bet savage clone has seen women get naked at the sight of his record collection

i bet atsonicpark has had small japanese figurines inserted into his anus

i bet floatingslowly once ejaculated at the thought of the large hadron collider

i bet cantankerous has cockteased thurston moore

i bet dannyhimself has never had vanilla coke and coke zero poured into his mouth at the same time, until yesterday. after which he ejaculated

i bet girlgun gives herself sensual massages because she turns herself on

i bet nefeli has opened a secret chain of greek burger kings and is raking in millions

i bet uhler just wrote a song.

Nothing I do is secret

Except the LARPing

I bet davenotdead has three separate australian women call him "baby's daddy".
I bet Bunbury is the first stalker to successfully penetrate the cryptowonderdruginvogue compound.
I bet cantankerous has recorded three top ten singles in her native language.
I bet !@#$%! once created a doomsday device using nothing more than salmon pate, a 9 volt battery and a glass of vintage nazi wine (a gift from the fuhrer).



at our last house, I found a large box FULL of Precious Moments that had been cut out of newspapers.

I was just informed that "we tossed those". :(

I bet uhler didn't.

i bet all of you don't exist in real life

I don't know who it is but somebody here likes putting G I Joes in glasses of water and freezing them in the fridge.

I bet savage clone is getting fisted right now, while chatting on the phone.

"don't believe all the mess you read up on a message board" -- Danger Doom

I bet cantankerous is still in Paris. or in Berlin. or Amsterdam.