I've never had oatmeal.
 

It looks disgusting. Am I missing out on one of life's wonderful joys?

don't you ever sleep?

I think it's good if you mix it with milk. Oatmeal and water sucks. Here's what you do.

One cup of milk
Two packages of oatmeal (should be Quaker Oats, preferably walnut and raisin)
One teaspoon of sugar

Heat it up for 90 seconds on 70% power. Let sit for about 2 minutes, getting a little cold and sticky. Then stir it up a bit and dig in. May want to pour just a smidgen of milk in after it's done. Great stuff.

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Its ok.

Cream of wheat with a little milk in it and some dark brown sugar, in my opinion, beats oatmeal.

yeah me neither. I just don't see any redeeming qualities in it

i love oatmeal, but i realllllly love malt-o-meal... really lumpy.

i've never tasted coffee.

Coffee has no redeeming qualities, to me.

floating drinks about 3 pots per day. even my kid drinks coffee!

i do like grits, as well as cream of wheat.

i'm hungry. i'm trying to diet. this isn't helping.

Yo girlgun! I remember cream of wheat because I could never make it quite right. When I added too little water/milk, it was like a saucepan of concrete. It was like grout.

i like it like that.

I've eaten oatmeal every single morning for the past 5 years. No joke. Yeah if you add too much or too little water it sucks. It's definitely a trial and error food. But I enjoy it alot with my toast and OJ every morning. 2 cinnamon roll microwave packets with a little over a cup of water is the way to go.

I loathe coffee in all forms. It's one of my least favorite substances on this earth next to Cheetoes. I don't even drink anything with caffeine, except for an occasional cup of chai. I normally stick with my 1 and 1/2 cups of OJ in the morning to charge my batteries

depends on who's cooking

This is utterly compelling.

Even if it wasn't horror-themed, this would still be my all-time, favorite, breakfast food.

Ew count choc's are gross. Coco Krispies are awesome, as is Kix, Honeycomb, Raisin Bran and Frosted Flakes

Ew.

oatmeal is tasty if you make it with milk. it stuffs you so well for the rest of the day. another favourite is muesli with yoghurt and pieces of apple.

You are missing on life's wonderful joys by asking stupid questions continuously.

I love oatmeal! (Im assuming this is the same as oats/porridge)

mmmm with soy milk and honey or berries or some milo.. so many ways.

it's the best!