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i need a rendezvous

Ich bin allein, mal wieder ganz allein
Stahr auf dem Fernsehschirm, stahr auf dem Fernsehschirm
Auf Heute noch nichts zu tun, auf Heute noch nichts zu tun
Ich brauch ein Rendez-vous, ich brauch ein Rendez-vous

Ich wähl die Nummer, ich wähl die Nummer
Rufe Bildschirmtext, rufe Bildschirmtext
Auf Heute noch nichts zu tun, auf Heute noch nichts zu tun
Ich brauch ein Rendez-vous, ich brauch ein Rendez-vous

I thought this thread was going to be about this:

HELLO.

THIS GIRL IS HERE NOW AND POSTING.

MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO FRISCO THIS WEEKEND, SO THE HOUSE IS OURS.

PLEASE DO NOT MIND THE VAN PARKED OUT FRONT.

Warning: If as soon as you enter the house, she tells you that she will be right back, she just needs to put some clothes in the washer, TURN AND RUN.

HEY AFTERTHEFACT!


YOU LEFT YR COOKIES AND COLD ICE TEA ON MY COUNTER.

THE GUYS IN THE VAN ARE GOING TO EAT THEM IF YOU DON'T COME BACK.

OH. GUYS IN THE VAN. DID I SAY THERE WERE GUYS IN THE VAN?

THERE AREN'T.

THAT'S JUST THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT MITTENS.

THEY CALL HIM MITTENS BECAUSE HE LIKES TO POOP INSIDE GLOVES.

Why don't you have a seat over there

HELLO TRASHER02!

I AM STILL LAUGHING AT THE PICTURE OF YR TINY WEINER THAT YOU SENT ME.

SOMETIMES I SHOW IT TO MITTENS. HE LICKS HIS LITTLE CAT SCROTUM AND THEN BARFS UP A HAIRBALL THAT'S BIGGER THAN YR WEINER.

Hey Chris, since you're here, can I interest you in a Mike's Hard Lemonade?

Hey Chris! I hear helicopters outside!
Chris?

CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS !!!!!!!!!!

I love my computer in a sensitive and sensual manner.