Spam
 

This item was in my mailbox this morning. I read the whole thing before I realized it was spam. Entertaining! Maybe I should start reading my spam...

Subject: Love kuum taste.

He had been told to turn informer on his friend, Ed Finnerty.
There were to be no moon men at all. He slammed each of the drawers shut in quick succession.
He sat down to tie his shoelaces.

I wonder who writes this stuff...
I want that job to just write nonsense

Yah, it would be a great job. I don't expect it pays well though...

Didn't someone have a song with lines from spam?

internet gnomes.

i wanna see such a gnome. must be some funny dudes including funny looks, because they are gnomes, haha

try to be a poet.

will you say that these gnomes are the poets of the future?

yknow that word has lost all meaning for me......

Don't people get paid to make food look good in pictures? I'm sure they tried; I guess there is just nothing you can do for spam.

never tried it...
any parallels to corned beef?

no. for a nonsense writing you have two choices: or be a gnome or a poet.

I would chose to be a gnome, the pressure inst that high, after your breaktrough.
but there wont be any breakthrough as a gnome, I think

fuck, theres always someone faster

I love the stuff. I had to do it. All apologies. :)

ha ha ! you think he was a "gnome" for his writing?

a pretty large one.
but imagine him smaller = gnome like
the voice fits, too
not too sure if gnomes are known for their gun-fetishes

its slightly less as disgusting as corned beef... you can douse it in a load of brown sauce but its not my meat of choice i have to say, in fact meat in tins is somehow unappealing....ever had tinned meatballs????? mmmmmm.......questionable meat content alert!

I once tried to cultivate a verbal, free-style, stream-of-conscious style of literary nonsense. I'm sure it came off as way pretentious and forced but I enjoyed it.

Noam vs Gnome

Noam for the win.



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